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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 04:55
Another attempt resulted in ...
Unacceptable again!
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
What can you do if you are a full-grown adult, but never experienced being a child?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No go.
They put up a sign reading
Just Forget it!
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Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Freaks and Cheeks
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Minds and Behinds
Catatonics & High Colonics
Nuts and Butts
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So they tried
Thumbs down again.
No, not a chance
Then came..
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
So, the docs changed it to read
—
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Everyone loved it.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Tony Awards Up 38% From 2024 To Draw Best Audience In 6 Years On CBS - Deadline
Still no good.
share office space ...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Scientists decipher the genetic history of 400 medieval skeletons - Earth.com
Still no good
Hysterias & Posteriors
No way
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Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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